Twitch Left, Twitch Right

I know i know, i say i wont use this style anymore but i think it's suitable in this instance. Therefore.......
venue : accross jabber
Time : just after lunch

Piggy : Eh so, u belajar until what level?
Tapir : Level 2 lio.....
Piggy : Can tilik my nasib now or not
Tapir : Level 2 saja..... 56 cards...still cannot buka kedai, if not tilik salah, after pprl go suicide
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Piggy : Eh my left eye twitching la....
Tapir : Oh good one....
Piggy : is it? I though not enough sleep...
Tapir : Nonsense .... you observe, should be good one
Piggy : Is it? then I go buy 3D
Tapir : 3D? not 4D meh....
Piggy : Ar....hah hah hah....now u know i dont buy digits la
Tapir : .....
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Piggy : Eh my eye stop twitching oledi....
Tapir : Cannot keep twitching one ma..
Piggy : No mah...if good twitch longer ma....then the good thing will be bigger ma
Tapir : ......walau...